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Ways to Kiss
French Kissing Techniques
How to Kiss Like a Pro
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Ways to Kiss
- 1 - ICE KISS
Celebrate the first day of winter with an ice kiss. Put an ice cube in your
mouth until your mouth becomes cold. Remove the cube, track down your love and
plant a kiss that will send chills!
- 2 - ELECTRIC SHOCK KISS
The two of you shuffle your feet furiously on carpet. When you both have an
electric charge, lean over and slowly aim for each other's lips. With your lips
about one-half inch apart, move in even slower until a spark jumps between the
two of you. Instantly after this happens, kiss one another...the please us the
kiss right after the shock!
- 3 - CAMPING KISS
On a beautiful cool night, you and your love crawl into a sleeping bag outside.
Cuddle and kiss.
- 4 - REWARD KISS
Next time your love performs some disliked home chore like cleaning the
bathroom, mowing the lawn, or taking out the garbage, show your appreciation by
tucking a candy kiss in a strategic location.
- 5 - POST-IT KISS
Use 3M Post-It notes to make a trail through your house that leads to your lips.
Put a lipstick print or lip symbol on each note with an arrow pointing to the
next note. You, of course, are at the end of the trail with a Post-It note over
your lips that says, "LIFT FOR KISS"
- 6 - KISSING IN THE RAIN
The next time it rains, grab an umbrella, rain coats, and your love. Then go
outside and kiss in the rain. If the spirit of the kiss moves you, remove the
umbrella and kiss 'till the two of you are soaked.
- 7 - HERSHEY`S KISSES
Prepare a small bag of Hershey`s kisses and slip it into your love's purse,
briefcase, or lunchbox. Attach a note that reads "SORRY, I CAN'T BE THERE IN
PERSON, BUT THINK OF ME AND DO THE FOLLOWING: Close your eyes and place the
candy between your lips. Drop the candy in your mouth and roll it on your tongue
until it melts.
- 8 - TRACY AND HEPBURN KISS
Make flash cards, and the two of you re-enact the following kissing scene from
WOMAN OF THE YEAR
(1942): (Reclining face to face on a couch, woman on top.) SAM: Something I've
got to get off my chest.
TESS: I'm too heavy?
SAM: I love you.
TESS: Me, too.
SAM: Positive.
TESS: That's nice. Even when I'm sober?
SAM: Even when you're brilliant. (The two of you kiss.)
- 9 - KISSES IN A BALLOON
Cut out small red tissue lips, and place them inside an opaque balloon filled
with helium (any party store could do this for you) Tie the balloon to your
love's chair at dinner. Desert is a shower of kisses delivered by a sharp pin.
- 10 - TOLL KISS
Next time you are driving your love somewhere, stop the car before crossing a
bridge or going through a tunnel, and say the toll must be paid before you can
go any further. Of course, the toll cost in one kiss.
- 11 - MORSE CODE KISS
If you know Morse code, great, If not, this is a great way to learn. Find a
Morse Code chart. Using long and short kisses, spell out a message to your love
and have him or her try to decipher them.
- 12 - KISSING METER KISSES
We have parking meters, so why not kissing meters? Turn a box into your own
kissing meter and wear it around your neck. Give your love kissing tokens to
start your kissing meter. Have an "expired" sign appear when you need another
kiss.
- 13 - AUDIO STIMULATION
Make a cassette of kissing noises and place in your love's cassette player
(walkman, car or home) with a note attached.
- 14 - BREAKFAST IN BED KISS
Slip out of bed early and prepare a special "Kissing" breakfast to serve to your
love in bed. Pick foods that you can easily pick up and feed to your love. Kiss
between bites!
- 15 - STAIRWELL KISS
This kiss is to be done at a party or at a gathering with your love. Steal away
to a private location like behind a door or tree, or on the stairwell and
passionately kiss each other. The risk of being discovered in the act is the key
element.
- 16 - SCUBA KISSING
Wearing a diving mask and fins, simulate swimming underwater. Snorkel across the
room to your love and kiss him or her.
- 17 - EYE TEST KISS
Make an eye chart like the ones that you see in a doctor's office where the
letters get progressively smaller. Have the chart read, "IF you can read this
you are standing close enough to kiss me." Now find your love and give an eye
exam.
- 18 - THYMELY KISS
Thyme, according to the Greeks, is the herb which makes one irresistible
kissable. Prepare a meal for your love using the herb. Moments after the first
bite, rush to your love's lips with a passionate kiss. Come up for air, announce
the Greeks were right, then rush back with another passionate kiss.
- 19 - SHOPPING LIST KISSES
Turn your shopping list into a scorecard the next time the two of you go
shopping. The one who finds the item gets credit toward one kiss. Kisses are
collected either on delivery to the grocery cart, or later at home.
- 20 - BAD HABIT KISS
Offer to stop a bad habit if your love will pay you kisses. For instance, a kiss
for each cigarette not smoked, putting the toilet seat down, and/or every phone
call kept under three minutes is rewarded with a kiss.
- 21 - CLOUD SHAPE KISS
Take your love to the backyard or out in a field: lie down on a blanket, and
together inspect cloud formations. When both of you see the same thing, reward
each other with a kiss.
- 22 - CHECK KISS
With your personal check, make a check out to your love for 1,000 kisses. Tell
your love he or she can cash it in any time.
- 23 - TOE KISS
Prepare a foot bath for your love at the end of a long day. After the good soak,
you towel dry his or her feet, give a massage and seal each toe with a kiss.
- 24 - CHOCOLATE HEART KISSES
Buy several boxes of little chocolate hearts that have sayings on them. Pick out
all the "KISS ME" hearts and put them in a heart shaped box with the note
"REDEEMABLE ANYTIME, day or night!"
- 25 - RENDEZVOUS KISS
With a note or phone call, tell your love to meet you at a certain place and
time (e.g. park bench, street corner, ice cream stand) for a present. When your
love arrives, have a bow stick to your lips.
- 26 - BATH KISS
Surprise your love with a kiss while he/she is showering or in the tub.
(WARNING: Prepare to get wet)
- 27 - MACHINE GUN KISS
In rapid succession, plant 12 quick ones on your lover's lips.
- 28 - KISS-A-THON
Passionately kiss your love for at least five minute longer than usual.
- 29 - PINK PANTHER KISS
Humming the Pink Panther theme, prowl toward your partner. On the high note,
pounce and pucker. Suggestion-wear only pink!
- 30 - THIRST QUENCHER KISS
For no reason, stare at your love's mouth while licking your lips as though
dying of thirst. Inevitably, your love will ask what you're doing. ANSWER: I
want them! I have to have them! I yearn to drink from them! Then ask for a kiss
to quench your thirst!
- 31 - GREAT EXPECTATIONS KISS
Inform your love one morning that he or she will soon receive a fabulous kiss.
Later, call you love with a reminder. When next you see your love, pull out the
stops and plant a long, hot, passionate kiss.
- 32 - GOODBYE * 2 KISS
Send off your love in the morning with a quick kiss. As your love turns to
leave, pull him or her back for a second, more passionate kiss
- 33 - RIDDLE KISS
Ask you love to solve the following riddle:
I am just two and two
I am warm, I am cold,
I am lawful, unlawful
A duty, a fault
I am often sold dear,
Good for nothing when bought;
an extraordinary boon,
and a matter of course,
and yielding with pleasure
When taken by force.
If your love solves it, ask for a demonstration as proof. If he or she cannot
show the answer, of course, the answer is a kiss.
- 34 - KISS MANDATE
Command your love to kiss you. Elaborate on the technique you expect (e.g. long
and wet, or the way Rhett kissed Scarlett) and where and when you will get it.
- 35 - UNEXPECTED KISS
When the two of you are doing the usual, lean over and give your love a sweet
kiss on the cheek for no good reason and whisper...I LOVE YOU!
- 36 - POST OFFICE KISS
Notify your love you have personal mail to deliver. Pull your love into the
nearest dark closet; close the door and play POST OFFICE: No instructions
included!
- 37 - KNOCK-KNOCK KISS
Stage the following knock-knock joke with your love:
KNOCK KNOCK
Who is there?
Kiss
Kiss who?
Kiss who? Why me, of course!
- 38 - BEGGAR`S KISS
That's right, on your knees with your hands clasped, plead for any kiss you love
is humbly willing to give you!
- 39 - TOOTHPASTE KISS
Brush your teeth together. When your love's mouth is all sudsy, plant a big wet
one on the lips. WARNING: MAKE SURE TOOTHBRUSHES ARE OUT OF THE WAY!
- 40 - PALM KISS
Holding your love's chin with your palm, smile and deliver a sweet kiss to his
or her lips!
- 41 - 30 KISSES
Inform your love that in honor of the 30th of the month, you will kiss him or
her 30 times during the day!
- 42 - CAT KISS
Rub against your love's legs while meowing and purring. Now that you have your
love's attention, touch noses. Playfully paw your love while moving in for a
kiss.
- 43 - EYELID KISS
While kissing your love, watch for his or her eyes to close. Sweetly place a
light kiss on each eyelid. Note: Be careful!
- 44 - EAR KISS
Whisper to your love how special he or she is to you, and then seal your message
with an ear kiss!
- 45 - VALENTINE KISS
Celebrate Valentine's Day with kisses in the shape of a "V" on the face of your
lover.
- 46 - FOOTBALL KISS
After a pass during a football game, kiss your love.
- 47 - SLEEPING BEAUTY KISS
Awaken your love from slumber with a tender kiss on the lips!
- 48 - No-Cal Kiss
After dinner, give your love a no-calorie desert...your lips.
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